15 days to go: The FMA – what does it *really* mean?

The Future Mrs Ayers?

The first step for most inquisitive people is simply to try googling it… and google has some pertinent suggestions as to the real meaning of The FMA:

• The Family Mediators Association – perhaps she’s likely to work wonders in bringing the Ayers and the Clough clans together.
• Facilities Management Association – yes, she’s good with the cooking and the cleaning.
• Fulfilment Management Association – feeling fulfilled is so important, and so difficult in this fractured world, I’m glad she’ll help me get there.
• Franciscan Mission Association – odd one this one… is there a group of ninjas called Francis who she sends on missions? or perhaps she directs the friars where to do good works?
• Florida Medical Association – I don’t think I’d be marrying her if this was the one. Although,  nurses…
• Filipino Martial Arts – involves a lot of hitting you in the knee-caps or biting your ankles – and then nursing you on an NHS ward / nannying your children.
• Japanese Manga character the Fullmetal Alchemist – She is part-machine, with that ever-present sense of focus, after all.

• Free Music Archive – only if it has show tunes and 70s prog-rock.
• Federal Marriage Amendment – I don’t think so. Unless there’s something I need to know which she’s not telling me.